What’s the difference between a bucket of snot and a bucket of scabs?
You can’t gargle scabs
Where does a boil get on a coach?
At a pus station
Featuring all of Fungus’s favourite putrid puns, this is the most caustic collection of revolting rhymes, hideous howlers, slimy sayings, rancid riddles, and ghastly gags that you could possibly get your hands on…
